Stupid Wankers Guide to Comic Books

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Book Smeller


This week, the holocaust, clowns, toothless children, giants, spider-man and the fact that Sara was a window-licker all come up in this episode. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Art Spiegelman's MAUS Book 1 & 2

Ryan's Picks:

Marvel's Amazing Spider-man #129 & #300

Sara's Pick:

Sylvain Neuvel's Sleeping Giants


This week we find out just how big of a fan Sara is of Harry Potter and that she is always right. No matter how crazy she may sound. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Titan Comics: Chronos Commandos By: Stuart Jennett

Valiant Comics: Harbinger Wars
Written by: Joshua Dysart
Art by: Clayton Henry, Clayton Crain, and Pere Perez

Kodansha Comics: Attack on Titan: Book 8 By: Hajime Isayama

Ryan's Picks:

DC Comics: 
Gotham Central #32
Written by: Greg Rucka
Art by: Steve Lieber

The Batman Strikes! #30

Marvel Comics:
Fantastic Four Vol. 2 #5
Written by: Brandon Choi
Art by: Jim Lee

Image Comics:
Wildstorm #4
Written by: Jan Friedman, Mer, and Sarah Becker
Art by: Ryan Odagawa, Tom Raney, and Randy Green

Sara's Pick:

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Parts One and Two
Written by J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany, and Jack Thorne



We've been out for a little while and feel the need to nerd all over your face, neck, chest. Side Note: We know it's close to 4 hours long, but when you don't do something for close to 8 months you tend to go over board. So enjoy...

Spoiler Wars: A Star Wars Story


We've all read that dumbass Huffington Post article about The Force Awakens. Now, listen to a few wankers completely obliterate it in the name of all things nerd. So enjoy...

Certain Point of View


From a certain point of view (wink) this episode could be a spoiler heavy podcast about Star Wars. It's not, but it is our view what one might see before we got to go see The Force Awakens. So enjoy...


This week, a little indie film is brought up a lot. So much that Greg is on the verge of losing his wife because of it. So enjoy... (Disclaimer: This episode was recorded a month ago. Check out next week's episode for the reason why. Sorry.)

Ryan's Picks:

DC's: Grayson #3

DC's Detective Comics #644

Marvel Comics: Ultimate X-Men #60

Greg's Picks:

DC's: Superman #372

Image's: Girls Vol.1,2,3

And Sara decided to get sick and had no picks for this week because she doesn't care enough.

Nightmare on Sesame Street

This week, we find out that Sara is scared of cute and cuddly, while Greg and Ryan argue over cooties. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Marvel's: Darth Vader #2

Marvel's: Guardians of Knowhere #1

Image's: The Beauties #1


Dynamite's: The Complete Dracula

Sara's Picks:

DC's Gotham City Sirens #1,2,3

Ryan's Picks:

Chaos! Comic's: Lady Death #1

Marvel's: New X-Men Academy #7

Marvel's: Spider-man #3

Retcon: Fat Chicks and Faygo


This week, we discuss the idea of legal weed in Ohio and Greg exposes his hatred for nature, again. So enjoy...

Originally aired May, 11th, 2013

The Fantastic Fuck-up

This week, the gang decide to yell at a dog and talk about comics. So enjoy...

Sara's Picks:

Uglies By Scott Westerfeld

Pretties By Scott Westerfeld

Specials By Scott Westerfeld

Extras By Scott Westerfeld

Greg's Picks:

DC's: Batgirl #12

DC's: Bombshells #1

DC's: Justice League Beyond #1


DC's: Knightfall

Ryan's Picks:

Top Cow's: The Darkness #9

Marvel's: Extreme X-men #8

Marvel's: Exiles #5


Marvel's: Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe

Marvel's: Deadpool Killustrated

Retcon: Dick Metal


This week the boys get all kinds of sexy, with things like Aroma Hot Pants and the Lady Parts hood. We told you. All kinds of sexy. So enjoy...

Originally aired Aug. 3rd, 2013